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Random Notes - May 9, 2004
In my April 6th version of Random Notes I listed my Top Ten NFL Players to Root Against, in no particular
order. Below is an updated list with one addition. Eli Manning’s Draft Week stunt easily vaulted him
into the top ten. Eli proved that he is a pampered, egotistical, spoiled brat by essentially declaring
himself a free agent and announcing that he wanted to sign with the Giants. The Chargers drafted Manning
but he refused to wear the Chargers cap on the podium after his name was announced. Not only was I
disgusted by Manning’s actions, but I wondered why in the world he would rather play in New Jersey than
San Diego. I can only assume that Eli has never been to San Diego.
My new list also includes rankings – sort of. Leonard Little is now ranked #1 with the other nine players
on the list tied for a distant second. Little killed a woman in 1998 while driving with a blood alcohol
level twice the legal limit. Because he was an NFL star, he escaped with virtually no punishment for
taking the woman's life (90 days in a workhouse and community service). Because the Rams organization
has no class, they welcomed the talented Little back to the team and eventually rewarded him with an $11
million contract. It was bad enough that Little killed a person. It is worse that he was arrested
for DWI last month. Clearly, Little has no intention of letting the well-being of other people get in the
way of his boozing. Hopefully, the justice system will not be swayed by Little’s celebrity status this time
around and will lock him up for the maximum allowed by America’s disgracefully lenient drunk driving laws.
Eli Manning is merely a disgrace to the NFL. Leonard Little is a disgrace to the human race.
- 1. Leonard Little
- 2. Eli Manning
- 2. Jeremy Shockey
- 2. Terrell Owens
- 2. Keyshawn Johnson
- 2. Ray Lewis
- 2. Randy Moss
- 2. Bill Romanowski (will he play again?)
- 2. David Boston
- 2. Sebastian Janikowski
What a contrast between Leonard Little, a man who ended a woman’s life and obviously isn’t bothered
by the possibility of doing the same thing again, and Pat Tillman, a man who gave up a multi-million
dollar contract, his NFL career and eventually his life to hunt down Osama bin Laden and Company. Many
pro athletes have done great things for society but none in recent memory has proved more honorable
than Pat Tillman. Sadly, there are some fruitcakes out there that have chosen to disparage Tillman’s
sacrifice. Cartoonist Ted Rall referred to Tillman as an idiot and a sap in the May 3rd edition of his
political comic strip. Rall believes that Tillman is an idiot for wanting to serve his country and
bring justice to the perpetrators of September 11th. I can only hope that someday, Mr. Rall runs into
some of Tillman’s former teammates. Maybe then we’ll find out who really is the sap. If you would like to
see the cartoon, please click HERE.
I hate to give Rall the publicity but it really doesn't matter at this point because either way he is
going to make loads of money by exploiting Tillman's death.
I wonder who would win a battle between Orioles pitcher Buddy Groom and former Phillies outfielder
Bake McBride?
I’m a big fan of Tim Duncan and I’m happy for all of his success. At the same time, it is painful to
watch the man dominate the game and win Championships (he should add another this season). I literally
fell on the floor of my living room on NBA Lottery Day in 1997 when the Celtics ended up with the #3 and
#6 picks in the Draft where Duncan would no doubt be chosen #1. The futures of both franchises changed
dramatically that day. Oh, what might have been.
I caught the last thirty minutes of the final episode of Friends last week. In case you missed it,
Ross chased down Rachel at the airport to proclaim his love for her. As far as surprise endings go,
that one ranks right up there with Rocky Balboa beating the Russian in Rocky IV.
Now that we have QuesTec is most Major League parks, I think it's time to start publishing umpire
statistics in the newspaper and online. If a player is batting.220, everybody sees it on a daily basis.
But, we never see which umpires are the best and worst behind home plate. The good umpires should be
rewarded and the bad ones should suffer the same humiliation that a player does when his average dips
near the Mendoza line. I’d love to see the home plate umpire’s season stats (% correct calls, # of
terrible calls) before the game and running stats within the game.
The most likely scenario in the NHL is that Tampa Bay and San Jose will meet in the Stanley Cup
Finals. That means Florida against California for the world championship of ice hockey. Short
of beer being banned, this has to be Canada's worst nightmare.
Has there been a good NBA Playoff game since Bird and Magic retired? The Pistons beat the Nets
78-56 last week. 56! Back in the 1980’s the Celtics and Lakers would both have 56 before halftime.
Could someone please teach these guys to shoot and pass?
Random Notes - April 6, 2004
UConn’s path to the championship had to have been one of the easiest in the history of the NCAA
Tournament. To begin with, the Huskies were placed in the weakest bracket – the West. In the Sweet
Sixteen, Connecticut avoided a tough NC State team and instead faced the weakest #6 seed, Vanderbilt.
In the Elite Eight, the Huskies received an even bigger break when they played #8 seeded Alabama,
avoiding Stanford, Syracuse and Maryland. After finding a miracle to beat Duke, a tough national
semi-final opponent, UConn received a final lucky bounce by getting a banged-up 3 seed Georgia
Tech in the finals. With Tech star guard B.J. Elder rendered virtually useless with a sprained ankle,
the Jackets more resembled a 5 or 6 seed. It is of course difficult to quantify which champions have
had the easiest road but I have made the attempt to do just that. The following table shows the sum of
opponent seed numbers for each champion over the past 13 years. For example, UConn's six wins came
against teams with seeds of 15, 7, 6, 8, 1, and 3 for a total of 40. Ironically, it is not this year's
UConn team, but the 1999 Huskies that had the easiest road to the title (since 1992).
| Team |
Year |
Opp Seed Total |
| Connecticut |
1999 |
45 |
| Arkansas |
1994 |
44 |
| Michigan St |
2000 |
43 |
| Connecticut |
2004 |
40 |
| Duke |
2001 |
40 |
| Duke |
1992 |
39 |
| Kentucky |
1998 |
38 |
| Arizona |
1997 |
38 |
| UCLA |
1995 |
37 |
| Maryland |
2002 |
36 |
| Kentucky |
1996 |
36 |
| Syracuse |
2003 |
34 |
| North Carolina |
1993 |
33 |
Boston College will join the ACC in 2005, which means that The University of Maryland and D.J.
Strawberry (son of Daryl Strawberry) will eventually be playing a road game in Boston. Boston fans, are
you ready? Deeeeeee-jay, Deeeeeee-jay. Deeeeeee-jay.
The Yankees are off to a 1-2 start after a second blowout loss to the Devil Rays. The question is:
Will Joe Torre have a job in the morning?
Does anyone enter a Women's NCAA Basketball Tournament pool and not pick UConn over Tennessee in the
finals? Of course, I'm assuming that NCAA women's basketball pools actually exist.
I'd like to thank the Oakland Raiders for making the deal for Warren Sapp. I’ve always wanted to root
against Sapp, the obnoxious University of Miami product (is there any other kind of University of Miami
product?), but really couldn’t because the Bucs have been my favorite NFC team for a number of years.
Now that he plays for the hated Raidahs, I am free to root against Sapp with reckless abandon. My thanks
also go out to the Cowboys for acquiring Keyshawn Johnson. I hated Keyshawn as a Jet but tolerated him
as a Buccaneer. As a Cowboy, Johnson will go back into my Top Ten NFL Players to Root Against list.
Here’s that list by the way (in no particular order).
- Jeremy Shockey
- Terrell Owens
- Keyshawn Johnson
- Ray Lewis
- Randy Moss
- Leonard Little
- Bill Romanowski (will he play again?)
- David Boston
- Terry Glenn
- Sebastian Janikowski
As my regular readers know, I love to rant about Hollywood egomaniacs that whine about the government
and badmouth America. We’ve had spoiled brat Gwyneth Paltrow questioning America’s motives while
living on foreign soil, Sean Penn acting as a human shield to help the regime of Saddam Hussein,
Michael Moore inventing stories to discredit the President and Alec Baldwin telling Conan O’Brien how
a Republican Congressman and his family should be stoned to death (yes, that was five years ago but
I still love to talk about it). These multi-millionaires sit in their high
security mansions while telling the world that people earning $200,000 aren’t paying their “fair share”
in taxes. These hypocrites complain about the government’s destruction of the environment
while tooling around in their custom-made, 9 miles per gallon Hummers and Ferraris. They complain
about the business practices and greed of American corporations as their $20 million per film paychecks
send movie ticket prices soaring toward the $10 mark. Fortunately, the Hollywood set is not all bad.
Actor Gary Sinise (Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump to most people) is helping to run
Operation Iraqi Children,
a non-profit program designed to allow Americans to send school supplies and boooks to Iraqi schoolchildren
in need. Sinise has unselfishly taken time from his busy schedule to not only work on this project but
to travel to Iraq and visit with these children. It is unfortunate that the major television networks
and most of the newspaper media do not want Americans to have access to any of the good news coming from
Iraq.
Will colleges follow the American trend and rename their degrees in Liberal Arts to degrees in
Progressive Arts?
The Patriots upgraded at the punter position by signing former Steeler Josh Miller. Miller should
greatly improve on Ken Walter's performance of last season. Then again, the guy pictured to the
right would probably be an improvement over Ken Walter.
Random Notes - March 7, 2004
The Javier Vazquez for Nick Johnson trade proved beyond
a doubt that Major League Baseball will do whatever it can to help the Yankees win another championship
(three Nick Johnson’s aren’t worth one Javier Vazquez). More Yankee aid could be looming on the horizon
as Expos second baseman Jose Vidro enters the last year of his contract. The only position on the field
where the Yankees do not have an All-Star is second base and there is no doubt that this will bother
George Steinbrenner. By midseason, the Expos will be hopelessly out of the race (they could be hopelessly
out of the race by May) and New York will be ready to make a move for Vidro (if it doesn’t happen sooner).
This is bad news for the Red Sox, not only because the addition of Jose Vidro would make the Yankees
even stronger but because the Sox themselves might be interested in Vidro if Pokey Reese doesn’t work
out. From a Red Sox perspective, the danger is not so much what the Yankees are now, but what they
will be after the trading deadline in July. The 1999 Red Sox were in position to win the AL East and
until Steinbrenner went on a midseason shopping spree.
I would think that the other 29 clubs in Major League
Baseball would be reluctant to help Steinbrenner build his empire, but this has clearly not been the
case. Major League Baseball (ie. the Expos), the Dodgers and the Rangers were all happy to hand the
Yankees MVP and Cy Young candidates for 30 cents on the dollar (five cents on the dollar in the case
of the Dodgers). The Rangers even agreed to pay 35% of A-Rod’s salary for the next seven years. I
didn’t realize that the Yankee minor league affiliates were Texas (A), Montreal (AA) and Los Angeles
(AAA). Some mindless Yankee boosters will claim that all is fair in the world because the Red Sox
picked up Curt Schilling. This comment is moronic even for Yankee fans. First, New York traded
Afonso Soriano and peanuts for two Cy Young caliber pitchers and one of the greatest players in
baseball history. Second, the Red Sox gave up far more talent in Casey Fossum, Brandon Lyon and
Jorge De La Rosa to get Schilling than the Yankees gave up to get Brown or Vazquez. In fact, the
Yankees are better simply because Weaver is not on their roster.
What a job Boston College Men’s Basketball Coach Al
Skinner has done this year. The Eagles won their 21st game this week and will be heading to the
NCAA Tournament. Not only did Skinner have to adjust to life without the greatest basketball
player in BC history (Troy Bell) but just before the season started, he lost two other veteran
starters (Ryan Sidney and Andrew Bryant). BC’s prized recruit (Dan Coleman) decided at the last
minute that he wanted to play college basketball in his home state of Minnesota. Skinner’s only
superstar (Craig Smith) has been banged up all season and his only other legitimate star
coming into the season (Uka Agbai) missed nearly all of last season with a serious neck injury.
Starting Guard Louis Hinnant missed time with injury and has been far
from 100% when he has played. Add to this the fact that Skinner had to deal with anti-BC
officiating in the Big East on several occasions. As we have seen on the football field, the Big
East is determined to punish BC for fleeing to the ACC. The top of Skinner’s regular rotation
this season included three low profile freshmen, the Sophomore Hinnant, a rusty Agbai, and Smith
yet the Eagles have won 21 games despite playing one of the 40 toughest schedules in America.
Al Skinner’s Eagles have now won 87 games (and counting) over the past four years. The Eagles
are 41-23 in Big East play over that time. They will be heading to the NCAA Tournament for the
third time in four years (it should be four years in a row). Not bad for a program that was an
unmitigated disaster seven years ago when Skinner took over.
Thanks to hands-free cell phone technology, I’m seeing
more and more people walking around in public seemingly talking to themselves. It’s getting tougher
to tell the crazy people from the obnoxious ones.
Sports Illustrated “Enemy of the State” update:
George Steinbrenner wins in Florida and Alaska bringing the number of states he has “won” to five.
The amazing thing is that these Sports Illustrated polls took place before the A-Rod
trade. Rumor has it that some Floridians may have inadvertently voted for Pat Buchanan. Steve
Spurrier will challenge the results. To check out the SI state profiles, please click
HERE
(note, not all states have been featured in the magazine as of this week).
This week’s sign of political correctness gone mad.
From The Week magazine:
Schools in Nashville have stopped posting honor rolls so as not to hurt the feelings of
underachieving students. After several parents complained that the honor rolls were embarrassing,
lawyers warned that the school district could be sued under a law that bars schools from releasing
academic information without permission.
I guess I missed the memo declaring that competition is a bad thing. Maybe newspapers in Tennessee
shouldn’t be publishing the NBA scoring leaders. By their thinking, isn’t that hurting the feelings
of the guys not among the leading scorers?
Speaking of political correctness gone mad, I’m predicting
that within two years professional athletes will be getting fined for mentioning God or Jesus in postgame
interviews. There exists a collection of wackos whose hostility against people of religious faith is
growing by the minute and one of them will soon figure out a way to sue the NFL or NBA when one of
its players uses the “G-word.” This would be unfortunate, not only because it would be another
victory for the legion of pathetic losers that are offended by everything from the word “God” to
the American flag, but it would end high comedy interviews like the one Trot Nixon gave to ESPN
after his game-winning homer against the A’s in Game 3 of the ALDS. According to Trot
it was Jesus, not Nixon himself that hit the dramatic homerun. If that’s true, I hope that Jesus
hits better against lefthanded pitchers this season.
In the latest example of deplorable anti-Americanism,
Mexican fans at a recent USA-Mexico soccer game in Guadalajara repeatedly chanted “Osama” to taunt
the American players, who lost the game 4-0. Is it time to put Mexicans on the growing list of
foreign ingrates? America employs close to eight million Mexicans who have illegally crossed the
border into the US. We could deport these people but instead we give them jobs and ignore the
fact that they are breaking our laws by living in this country. What thanks do we get? They
make light of the tragic deaths of 3,000 Americans. Absolutely sickening. I am hopeful that the
scumbags who chanted Osama bin Laden’s name are not representative of the majority of Mexican
citizens.
Speaking of Osama, many people are wondering when
we will capture him. Is it possible that he has already been captured? If the Republicans have
him, he will be brought into custody the week before November’s Presidential Election. If
the Democrats have him, he will be brought in the week after the November Election.
Random Notes - February 1, 2004
For the first quarter and a half, Superbowl XXXVIII looked like it would be the most uneventful
Superbowl in history and a game only a defensive coordinator could love. By the end, this was one
of the most exciting Superbowl games in NFL history. Tom Brady actually led the Patriots on
two game-winning drives in the final five minutes of the game. Unfortunately, the defense
nullified the first of the two drives leaving it up to Brady and Company to go down the field in the final
minute to set up Vinatieri for the game-winner.
Here are some of my favorite statistics from Superbowl XXXVIII:
- The Panthers put some pressure on Tom Brady but had no sacks despite the fact that the
Patriots best offensive lineman, Damien Woody, was out with an injury (how does that crow taste,
Warren Sapp?)
- There were 0 total points in the first 26 minutes of the game, 62 points in the final 34 minutes.
- All 62 points were scored in the even-numbered quarters.
- Jake Delhomme began the game 1-for-9 for 1 yard but was 15-for-24 for 322 yards in the final 27
minutes of the game.
- With the exception of one big run each by Stephen Davis and DeShaun Foster, the Panthers rushed
for 37 yards on 14 carries (2.6 yards per rush). If you take away the longest runs by Antowain
Smith and Kevin Faulk, the Patriot backs combined for 102 yards on 30 carries (3.4 yards per rush).
- The Patriots had 480 total yards of offense and amassed 28 first downs.
There were many similarities between today's game and the Superbowl victory over the Rams in January
of 2002. In both games, the Patriots defensive dominated the opponent for three quarters but couldn't
stop anyone in the fourth quarter. In both games, Ricky Proehl scored the game-tying touchdown with
just over one minute remaining only to have Tom Brady move the ball down the field for an Adam
Vinatieri field goal with under ten seconds left in the game.
I hope the Superbowl victory puts an end to the talk that the Patriots are a lucky team. There is
no doubt that the Patriots received more than their share of breaks to reach the Superbowl two years
ago but this year's team was far and away the best team in football, even with all of the injuries.
I thought that the Superbowl officiating was very solid. The only exception was the non-fumble
call on the catch by Mushin Muhammad. I was able to make a sandwich in the time between the
catch and the ball coming loose.
Although the comparisons of Tom Brady to Joe Montana are very premature, Brady took a giant step
in Montana's direction on Sunday. At 26, Brady's numbers are very impressive: 40-12 as a starter,
6-0 in the Playoffs, 7-0 in overtime, two last minute game-winning drives in the Superbowl,
two rings and two Superbowl MVP trophies. Montana won four Superbowls and three Superbowl MVP Awards.
There is no question that in a do-or-die game, I have more confidence in a Patriots team that is losing
than a Red Sox team that is ahead. Today's game was stressful, but I remained confident that the
Patriots would get it done. Despite his troubles, I felt that Adam Vinatieri would make the game-winning
field goal.
Believe it or not, the Patriots could be a better team next season. They have four choices in the
first two rounds of the NFL Draft and will hopefully have a healthy Rosevelt Colvin back in the
lineup. On the down side, Ty Law could join Lawyer Milloy as a salary cap casualty.
Here is an update of the numbers that I mentioned in the last version of Random Notes:
- The Patriots are 35-9 since losing to the Rams in Week 11 of the 2001 season.
- The Pats are 19-3 at home over the same time period.
- Most incredibly, the Pats are 22-2 after November 16th over the past three seasons.
- The Patriots became only the second team in NFL history to win 15 consecutive games
(including the playoffs) in a single season. The other team was the 1972 Miami Dolphins
who were a perfect 17-0.
The Patriots have now won 12 consecutive regular season games. The record for consecutive wins in
the regular season is 17, held by the 1933-34 Chicago Bears. The Patriots would break that
record with a 6-0 start in 2004. The record for most consecutive wins (playoffs included) is 18,
held by four teams: the 1989-90 49ers, the 1972-73 Dolphins, the 1941-42 Bears and the 1933-34
Bears. A 4-0 start next season would give the Patriots that record.
Random Notes - January 23, 2004
The Patriots have now won 12 consecutive regular season games. The record for consecutive wins in
the regular season is 17, held by the 1933-34 Chicago Bears. The Patriots would break that
record with a 6-0 start in 2004. The record for most consecutive wins (playoffs included) is 18,
held by four teams: the 1989-90 49ers, the 1972-73 Dolphins, the 1941-42 Bears and the 1933-34
Bears. A Superbowl win and a 4-0 start next season would give the Patriots that record.
How good have the Patriots been? Here are the numbers:
- The Patriots are 34-9 since losing to the Rams in Week 11 of the 2001 season.
- The Pats are 19-3 at home over the same time period.
- Most incredibly, the Pats are 21-2 after November 16th over the past three seasons.
- The Patriots became only the second team in NFL history to win 14 consecutive games
(including the playoffs) in a single season. The other team was the 1972 Miami Dolphins
who were a perfect 17-0.
The Carolina Panthers remind me a bit of the Superbowl Champion Patriots of two years ago. The
Panthers play very solid, tough defense. Their offense is not prolific, but they can control the
ball and seem to get better late in the game. They are also very well-coached. I think that the
Patriots will win (I'll guess 23-13) but I think the Panthers will be a much tougher challenge
that the overrated Eagles would have been.
ESPN reported on Tuesday that the A-Rod for Manny Ramirez trade talks have been rekindled. I
refuse to be fooled again. We were teased more than enough the last time around.
Reliever Jesse Orosco announced his retirement this week. Now he can sit back with his great
grandchildren and reminisce about the time he struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in the same inning.
After accepting millions of taxpayer dollars to build a new retractable-roof ballpark in Milwaukee
for the Brewers, the club has announced that they will trim the team's payroll from a
measly $40 million in 2003 to a pathetic $30 million this season. Taxpayers were promised that a new
ballpark would enable the franchise to increase revenues and put a more competitive team on the
field. Absolutely sickening.
Every few years, Major League Baseball owners will promise to bring more fiscal responsibility to
the game. After the strike was settled in 1995 the owners began offering shorter contracts for
smaller dollars but as usual that didn't last long. By the end of the decade, players were
getting deals of five or more years for two to three times as much per year as they received in
the early 1990's. During this off-season, the owners again promised to spend responsibly.
Unfortunately, there is always at least one idiot organization that can't control itself and
throws the market out of whack by overpaying. In 2000, it was the Rangers and the Red Sox. In
most other years it is the Yankees. This year, the idiot organization was the Baltimore Orioles
who signed Miguel Tejada to a six-year, $12 million per year deal despite the fact that the other
suitors were offering three to four years in the neighborhood of $9 million per year. This hurts
the Red Sox because it will make it harder for them to sell their four-year, $12 million per year
offer to Nomar Garciaparra. I don't appreciate the excessive greed of the players but it is more
infuriating to see the owners making the same mistakes year after year.
As bizarre as the Mars Rover looks, it is still a more attractive vehicle than the PT Cruiser.

I sincerely hope that Vin Baker wins his battle with alcohol addiction, but he will not get any sympathy
from me until he agrees to void his contract. So far Baker has been paid $20 million by the
Celtics for about 20 decent "on the wagon" games. I assume that the Player's Association will
argue that Baker deserves $14 million per year to drink himself out of the game. It's very sad
that Baker has this difficult problem, but it is even sadder that he doesn't have the pride
to give back the money that he has stolen from the Celtics.
I would have loved to have seen the look on Jake Delhomme's face when he saw Tom Brady sitting in
the President's VIP box at the State of the Union address. Even better, I would have liked to have
seen John Kerry's face when he saw Brady in the President's box. About the only thing that could
diminish Brady's popularity in Massachusetts is an admission that he is a Republican.
Ted Kennedy was repeatedly shaking his head from side to side during the President's speech. I
couldn't tell if he was showing his disagreement or if he was still feeling the impact of Happy
Hour.
It is customary for members of the opposition party to applaud the President during the State of
the Union address. Hillary Clinton's theatrical clapping and exasperated facial expression
reminded me Mike's response in Swingers after the old lady hits 21 at the low stakes
blackjack table.
The Democratic Debate on Thursday was not nearly as entertaining as I had hoped it would be.
Only Al Sharpton was able to provide some comedic moments.
I think these debates would be much more interesting if the candidates were given sodium
pentothal prior before heading to their podiums. It would be great to hear an honest answer
for a change.
The low point of the debate occurred when General Wesley Clark responded to a question about
Michael Moore referring to the President as a 'deserter' by saying that ".. I am delighted to have the
support of a man like Michael Moore .." It is disappointing that a decorated General would not condemn
Moore for tossing around baseless accusations about the Commander in Chief. General Flip-Flop
would be well-advised to distance himself from the fat, slovenly traitor. If there were ever another
military draft, I would be willing to bet my car that Michael Moore would be the first person to reach
the Canadian border.
Has anyone ever seen this guy -->
and this guy --> in the same place at the same time?
Random Notes - January 4, 2004
I am thankful that the Alex Rodriguez saga is finally over (or so it seems). Initially, the trade talks were very
intriguing but over time the endless negotiating, posturing and pseudo-deadlines became unbearable.
A-Rod for Manny Ramirez was a trade that should have happened, but did not happen because the negotiations
involved too many egos. This trade likely would have helped four teams, at least two players and
Major League Baseball as a whole. The Rangers could have relieved themselves of $85 million in
future obligations to Alex Rodriguez. The Red Sox could have acquired the league’s best player
and rid themselves of a malcontent in Manny Ramirez. The White Sox could have dumped salary and
bolstered their pitching staff. The Dodgers could have added the offensive punch
that they desperately need in the person of Nomar Garciaparra. Manny Ramirez would have been
able to leave Boston and play in a low-pressure environment in Texas and A-Rod would have been
playing for a winning team. Major League Baseball would clearly have benefited from having the
league’s best player in one of the major media markets instead of being lost in Baseball Siberia.
There are a lot of people that should be ashamed of themselves for not allowing this trade to take place.
- Shame on the Major League Baseball Player's Association for not doing what was in the best interest of
the player. Alex Rodriguez agreed to the restructuring, yet the MLBPA selfishly squelched his wishes. The
money lost in the restructuring would have been easily recouped with A-Rod’s additional endorsement
power. Then there is the fact that he would have been happier playing for a winning team in Boston.
Clearly, the restructuring would have no ripple effect for other players in the league because no one
will be getting an A-Rod type of contract in the near future (if ever). In fact, this deal would have helped the
other players in the league because having A-Rod in a Sox uniform would draw more attention to the
sport, which benefits all players down the road. The disgusting part of this is that the Player’s
Association knows all of this, but they don’t care. They refused to do what was best for the player
involved and the league because they feel an obligation, above all else, to screw the owners whenever
possible. Common sense, the well-being of future generations of ballplayers, the fans and the health
of the game is of secondary importance when an opportunity to stick it to a couple of rich owners arises.
- Shame on Texas Rangers Owner Tom Hicks for asking the Red Sox to pay $25 million of Manny Ramirez’s
salary over the next five years. The Rangers would have saved around $85 million by making this
trade, yet they had the nerve to ask for more money. Hicks argues that because Rodriguez can opt
out of his contract four years from now, the Rangers really aren’t saving $85 million. There
is no guarantee that Rodriguez, who will earn around $27 million per year between 2008 and 2010, will
opt out of the contract. He may not be willing to take a huge pay cut, which is likely because
superstar salaries appear to be on the decline and A-Rod will likely be past his prime in 2008.
- Shame on the Red Sox for not making a counter-offer to Texas’ offer to reduce the subsidization of
Ramirez’s salary from $25 million to $13 million. Had the Red Sox come back with a counter-offer
of around $7 million, the Rangers may have settled for $10 million. That would be about $2 million
per year over the remainder of Manny’s contract. I can understand that the Sox do not want to
pay the salary of an opposing player, but in this case I think it would have been worth it. By the
end of the negotiations, the Red Sox were past the point of no return and had to make this deal at any
cost. Now it is possible that the Sox will find themselves without a shortstop in 2005.
- Shame on the Red Sox for not ending the trade talks when Texas asked for $25 million. Shame on the
Sox for thinking that the Player’s Association would do the right thing and agree to the restructuring.
- Shame on Nomar Garciaparra and his agent Arn Tellem for rejecting the Red Sox four-year, $60 million
extension offer in the Spring. Nomar is not the player that he was before the wrist injury. That was
a good deal and one that he is not likely to see again from the Sox or any other team. Nomar feels betrayed, but it is
his own fault for rejecting that offer. I did not think that Nomar would be greedy where the extension
was concerned. I was wrong.
- Shame on Manny Ramirez for being a gutless, whiny ingrate. This trade was proposed not so much
because the Red Sox want Rodriguez, but because they want to get rid of Ramirez. Manny’s behavior
last season (openly proclaiming his love for the Yankees, missing four games because of a sore throat)
prompted all of this. The Sox didn’t land Rodriguez and now they may lose Nomar at the end of 2004.
The fact that Ramirez was so willing to go to Texas shows how little Manny cares about winning.
It’s giving me a migraine thinking that we may be stuck with him for another five years.
Clearly, the Red Sox would have been in better shape heading into the 2004 season with Alex Rodriguez and
Maglio Ordonez than they will be with a newly digruntled Nomar Garciaparra and an always disgruntled
Manny Ramirez. But, will this ruin the Sox clubhouse karma? I doubt it. No one takes more pride in his
game than Nomar and I am confident that, upset or not, he will give nothing short of 100% effort in 2004.
The fact that Nomar is playing for a contract won't hurt either. Manny's attitude is poor at best. He
seems completely unconcerned with winning and doesn't have the pride in his game that Nomar possesses.
The good news is that Manny is not a disruptive personality like Carl Everett. He gets along well with
his teammates and should be fine with Terry Francona. There is also hope that Manny will refocus now
that his dream to play with the Yankees has been shattered. I'm sure that the Sox will order better
throat lozenges for the clubhouse next season.
I, for one, am thrilled that the Yankees picked up Kevin Brown and Gary Sheffield. The Yankees-Red Sox
rivalry is so much more fun when the Yankees have some undesirable personalities. The 1998 Yankees
weren't as much fun to root against because they had a core group of players (Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams,
Mariano Rivera, Andy Pettitte and Jorge Posada) that were hard not to like.
I was concerned that the 2004 Yankees might be equally likeable after losing or getting rid of
Karim Garcia, Roger Clemens and David Wells. But Gary Sheffield and Kevin Brown give the Yankees two of
the biggest jerks in the game. Red Sox fans can take joy in the fact that both of these clowns have
the potential to ruin the Yankee clubhouse. Bullpen attendant assaulting Jeff Nelson will also be
there in 2004, assuming that he can stay out of the pokey.
No one stuck a foot in his mouth more often in 2004 than New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg. In October,
he publicly stated that Pedro Martinez should have been arrested for deflecting the charge of Don Zimmer.
Since then he has made references to the New York Giants cheerleaders (the Giants don't have cheerleaders)
and talked about Yankee Manager Joe Torrez. I feel bad for the people of New York City. Going
from Rudy Giuliani to Bloomberg must feel like breaking up with Heidi Klum then dating Rosie O'Donnell.
Michael Bloomberg is a role model for some, however. He is living proof that a person with an IQ under
50 can become a billionaire.
The college bowl season ends tonight with the Sugar Bowl. Here are a few more ideas for bowl matchups:
- Air France Delusions of Grandeur Bowl - Notre Dame vs UConn
- Master Lock Parole Bowl – Ohio State vs Kansas State (also called the Fiesta Bowl)
- E! Television No Book Lernin’ Bowl – West Virginia vs Nebraska
- Lord of the Rings 30 and Living at Home Bowl – Cal Tech vs MIT
- Intel Celeron We Belong in Division 2 Bowl – Rutgers vs Vanderbilt
- Enron How the Mighty Have Fallen Bowl – UCLA vs Penn State
- Rawlings Football Kills Time Before Basketball Season Bowl – Duke vs Arizona
- Jack Daniels Get Drunk and Make a Fool of Yourself Bowl – Alabama (Honorary Captain Joe Namath) vs Alabama (Honorary Captain Mike Price)
I wonder how many people got up to adjust the color on their television when the Humanitarian Bowl – played
on the blue turf in Boise, Idaho – started. I know there are 28 bowls, but should a game between Tulsa
and 6-6 Georgia Tech held in Boise, Idaho be played after the Rose Bowl?
The NCAA is reluctant to go to a playoff system for Division 1-A football in large part because they
want to preserve the tradition of the bowl games. But haven’t they already ruined the tradition by
playing ten bowl games on or after January 1st? It was once considered an honor to play on New Year’s
Day. At least the Big Ten and Pac Ten Champions were able to meet in the Rose Bowl on New Year’s Day
this year. Any anti-playoff arguments citing bowl tradition became foolish in 2002 when Miami and Nebraska
met in the Rose Bowl on January 3rd.
We will have a split National Championship this year, despite the existence of the BCS. Does this get
us any closer to a playoff system? Don’t count on it. The NCAA relies on common sense about as much
as the Major League Baseball Player’s Association.
The teams in the new ACC (including Virginia Tech, Boston College and Miami) were 7-2 in bowl games
this year (6-1 if you exclude the Miami-Florida State game). Virginia Tech was the only loser, falling
in overtime to Cal, 52-49.
A Big East officiating crew will work tonight's Oklahoma-LSU Sugar Bowl game. I wonder if they will
try to call holding on Boston College.
If you go to Google and type in the words “miserable failure” and hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
(which directs you to the #1 site on Google’s list), you will end up with George W. Bush’s bio at
whitehouse.gov. At the request of several liberal-based websites, bloggers typed in the President’s
name in the same sentence with “miserable failure” on Google enough times to force the Bush bio to the #1
spot. If you type the words “pathetic loser” I wonder if Google will direct you to a list of the people that
spent all those hours on the keyboard to achieve this effect. I guess the people that waited in line
overnight to be the first to see the new Lord of the Rings aren’t at the top of the get-a-life
pyramid after all.
How good have the Patriots been? Since losing to the Rams in their tenth game of 2001, the Pats are
32-9 overall and 17-3 at home. They are 19-2 over the past three years after November 20th.
The Patriots have become a winning franchise because they have strength from top to bottom in the
organization. They have talented players with a desire to win, a coaching staff that is always
well-prepared, decision-makers that have chosen the right players that will fit into their system
and an owner that is willing to do what it takes to win. Best of all, the Patriots have become
winners while maintaining a team whose players rarely shame the franchise with on or off the field
antics. Bob Kraft has never tolerated criminals or showboats - unlike most NFL teams - and I applaud
him for that.
Of those four key components – players, coaching, general manager/personnel and owner – the Red Sox
had three areas covered last season. Hopefully, Terry Francona will fill that one void this year.
The Celtics are in disarray because they are weak in all areas except coaching. For years, the Bruins
were strong in all areas below the ownership level. Now they appear to be taking the oh-for-four.
ABC will soon be televising Celebrity Mole Yucatan, a follow-up to last season’s Celebrity Mole Hawaii.
Contestants include Tracy Gold, Keisha Knight-Pulliam (aka Rudy Huxtable), Stephen Baldwin and Corbin
Bernsen. Ahmad Rashad will host the series. I understand the mole concept, but I’m having a hard time
figuring out where the “Celebrity” part comes from. Shouldn't celebrity status be good for a certain
number of years, like a patent? Stephen Baldwin isn't even a celebrity in his own family.
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NOTES ARCHIVE
Sox Notes - 2007
NCAA Tournament - 2007
AFC Championship (Jan 2007)
Sox Notes - 2006
NCAA Tournament - 2006
Feb-Mar 2006
Sox Notes - 2005
Pats Notes - 2005
NCAA Tournament - 2005
Superbowl XXXIX
Jan-Dec 2005
Sox Notes - 2004
Superbowl XXXVIII
Celtics Notes (Feb 2004)
Sep-Dec 2004
Jun-Aug 2004
Jan-May 2004
Sox Notes - 2003
Fake News from Notre Dame
Celtics Notes (May 2003)
Jul-Sep 2003
Feb-May 2003
January 2003
My NFL Sunday Ticket Diary
Sep-Nov 2002
June 2002
May 2002
April 2002
March 2002
February 2002
January 2002
December 2001
November 2001
October 2001
September 2001
October 2000
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